Category: Joke Board
A guy brings a bird into a vet's office. "Excuse me." He says to the vet, "but can you examine this bird? I think he's dead but I'm not sure. I found him by the side of the road." The vet nods, gets supplies and does her examination. "I'm sorry, sir." She said after examining the bird, "But he's dead." "Are you sure?" The man asks. The vet nods. "Yes. But if it will make you feel better, I'll get a second opinion." She left and returned with a cat. The cat sniffed the bird and meowed, then left. "I'm sorry, the bird is dead." She said. "Isn't there one more test you could do to be sure?" The man asked. The vet left and returned with a dog. The dog sniffed the bird and then barked once and left. The vet turned to the man. "I'm sorry, but this bird is dead." With that, she handed him the bill. "150 dollars!" The man exclaimed. The vet nodded. "Fifty for the examination, plus fifty each for the cat scan and lab test." "What's the extra fifty for?" "Questioning my knowledge. Besides, even a vet deserves a prime rib dinner every once in a while.”
Lol! Seen this one before, but it's so cute.
Thanks! I thought so too!
seen it before too, but like it.
Same here. Thanks for another laugh.
NP!
lol, I've never come across that one. Thanks for the laugh, Loren. :)
Hi Kass! Lauren here. I'm glad you liked it!